

Madeline Albright
Photo Circa January 1997
Date of Birth Used: 1936
Place of Birth: Czechoslovakia
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 170 pounds
Build: fat
Hair: wild
Eyes: evil
Complexion: white
Sex: female
Race: non-human
Nationality: American
Occupation: US Secretary of State
Passport: American #G933115; Israeli #A00666; Russian #547271/90
Remarks: Madeline Albright speaks Slovac, English, German, French, Swedish and Hebrew, Interpol International Red (Wanted) Notice #A528/11-1991 issued under Interpol file #37619/91Aliases: The UN-Bitch; Baby Killer; The evil woman; Lap Dog
Caution: Madeline Albright is an American intelligence officer operating under the cover of the United Nations. She is being sought for her participation in the killing of Iraqi babies and Libyan elderly people. She is the master mind behind the worst genocide of a major part of a national population since the days of the German holocaust. Consider armed and extremely dangerous.